Error loading page.
Try refreshing the page. If that doesn't work, there may be a network issue, and you can use our self test page to see what's preventing the page from loading.
Learn more about possible network issues or contact support for more help.

A Girl's Guide to Vampires

Audiobook

Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters:

  • Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.

  • Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.

  • No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.

  • Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!

  • Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.


Expand title description text
Publisher: HarperAudio Edition: Unabridged

OverDrive Listen audiobook

  • ISBN: 9780062259431
  • File size: 382068 KB
  • Release date: January 29, 2013
  • Duration: 13:15:58

MP3 audiobook

  • ISBN: 9780062259431
  • File size: 382123 KB
  • Release date: January 29, 2013
  • Duration: 13:15:53
  • Number of parts: 13

Formats

OverDrive Listen audiobook
MP3 audiobook

subjects

Fiction Romance

Languages

English

Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters:

  • Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.

  • Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.

  • No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.

  • Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!

  • Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.


Expand title description text
  • Details

    Publisher:
    HarperAudio
    Edition:
    Unabridged

    OverDrive Listen audiobook
    ISBN: 9780062259431
    File size: 382068 KB
    Release date: January 29, 2013
    Duration: 13:15:58

    MP3 audiobook
    ISBN: 9780062259431
    File size: 382123 KB
    Release date: January 29, 2013
    Duration: 13:15:53
    Number of parts: 13

  • Creators
  • Formats
    OverDrive Listen audiobook
    MP3 audiobook
  • Languages
    English
Learn how to borrow free eBooks, audiobooks, magazines, movies and music from Cuyahoga County Public Library’s Digital Collection.Drop In and Download – When and Where